Well the night was dark and stormy

It was overcast?

Okay it was clear

When all of a sudden an earthquake

Lightning?

A faint sound in my ear

When Angels

Appeared before us

Announcing the Messiah was born

In little old Bethlehem

Well I was mildly worried

Scared?

I was wetting my pants

I casually tried to slip away

Hide?

Okay I headed for France